woke-um

a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.

Damn, that woman is a woke-um.

by Michellita May 06, 2020

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Woke Dad

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.

Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

by Doll.Face September 19, 2021

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People or Institutions that are trying to outcompete each other in achieving ESG or DEI goals.

Silicon Valley Bank's leadership went on a woke quest in their investments before they collapsed.

by jondich March 20, 2023

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Opportunities that only arise because of a perceived victimhood that can't be ignored in woke culture

"Look, it's that fucken idiot hosting the red carpet event again. He/she is only on TV because of woke privilege"

by Charwunsee January 24, 2023

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I was gonna go to work today, but I woke and boke instead. Now I’ll just sit around and make excuses for myself instead.

by Cheebcrazy July 03, 2019

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Past tense of "wake and bake"

When you are fully high in the a.m. whilst being "woke".

"Have you wake and baked yet? Yes my guy, I am fully woke and boke!"

by Richyydollass September 04, 2021

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by ProCQtr March 15, 2021

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