verb; to squeeze a wad of toilet paper between one's own butt cheeks in order to pull up one's pants and postpone wiping in an emergency
The fire alarm went off when I was in the middle of taking a dump, so I decided to just hug-wipe and get the hell out of there.
by DThompStomp November 23, 2017
Get the hug-wipemug. When you're doing anal and you notice you have a little shit on your dick and rather than get a towel, you just wipe it off on a cheek and sick back in like the beast you are underneath.
"Man last night me and shelly were doin butt stuff and i noticed i had shit on my dick, so i did that dick wiping thing and stuck it back in dry."
by jjbrack77 April 23, 2016
Get the dick wiping thingmug. by whyzdream February 11, 2024
Get the IM WIPED BRO WTFmug. This term is used when playing magic the gathering. It refers to any card or effect that removes every creature or artifact or enchantment. Sometimes all of those at the same time.
by LizardInACan September 11, 2022
Get the Board Wipemug. "Wipe or let it crust" is a definition used when you poop, they ask if you wipe your ahh or leave it be
by edindzekofanboy January 2, 2025
Get the wipe or let it crustmug. The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.
by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024
Get the Thit-Sar Wipemug. Infinite wipe glitch is when you take a fat shit and no matter how many times you wipe some brown appears on the toilet paper.
by HotDog456 January 27, 2024
Get the infinite wipemug.