More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.
It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
Some one that will take your girl or make you his he is the one and only he is also gods first child
by Uuuctvh August 04, 2021
damn that guy over there is a satanic lewis
by That kid who submitted this February 06, 2018
HAIRYBULLSHITUS THAT DOES ROBLOX ALL THE TIME WITH HIS BODYBUILDING BEANER MAN WHO SUCK HIS BALLS OFF HIS ASSHOLE
by Alonzo The blob Dickass June 01, 2020
"I'm going Lewis mode!" tax said in a angry mode, about to slap the shit outta cheeto.
"Mind if I go... Lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, while pinning him down.
"Mind if I go... Lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, while pinning him down.
by Tax Fraud October 09, 2020
"I'm going Lewis mode!" Tax said to cheeto, about to slap the shit outta her.
"Mind if I go lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, pinning him down.
"Mind if I go lewis mode?~" charly said to arthur, pinning him down.
by Tax Fraud October 09, 2020