When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
Get the Shark Weekmug. Mr. Weeks! My dude! The main man! Where do I start? This might sound cheesy, but Mr. Weeks is so much more than just a student teacher. He's a friend.He's funny, kind, smart, and easy to listen and talk to.He's someone that I've connected with easily, we vibed straight away. Not to mention an incredible sense of style! :) He radiates good energy and he can make anyone smile within seconds of meeting him. The world brightened when he came into it, and I know his life has such a bright future. The world needs more people like him, and I feel lucky to know someone so incredible.
by Kiri♡ November 1, 2021
Get the Mr. Weeksmug. The third week of November is the time to steal a friends hat so get ready to pull some jokes. Make sure to give the hat back though.
by Sithlord531 November 6, 2022
Get the National Steal A Hat Weekmug. by Neeneejeejee April 11, 2024
Get the Beef weekmug. From December 29th to January 10th, every discord user can fuck the server mods. This last for 12 days, the mods can't do anything to stop the members.
by Dumbassperson34 December 20, 2023
Get the Rail The Server Mods Weekmug. A week where anything goes sexually with your partner. Neither party is allowed to say no to any proposed sexual idea, thus it devolves into some dirty whoring.
Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.
You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.
Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.
Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.
You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.
Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.
by buttercup2060 November 25, 2021
Get the Dirty Whore Weekmug. by Mr Ark Week October 1, 2025
Get the Ark Weekmug.