fad wagon

To ""jump on the fad wagon" means to whole-heartedly embrace the current stylish trend, like the latest diet craze or quirky clothing style.

"Oh no, Peggy has jumped on the magnetic bracelet fad wagon; that's all she's gonna talk about and she'll try to convert us, too."

by Paygge September 17, 2014

Fairy Wagon

A stupid vehicle, typically driven by dudes that like penis. Commonly used to refer to squatted trucks

Look at that, found another Fairy Wagon. Why do people squat those things anyways?

by professional_retard September 7, 2022

Wagon

Mason Plumlee

He is such a Wagon

by PlumleeFanatic February 2, 2023

Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

by rocket_cat October 22, 2014

Rubbery wagon

When a gay man likes to rub against other gay men in a wagon

He asked if I wanted to go the club but I said hell no, I want to Rubbery Wagon

by Jakcblack55 March 2, 2021

[Spaff] [Wagon]

1. a person who is a goon.

2. a person who is only good to deposit sperm in or over.

an insult.

1.
A: mate I know i said i'd go for a beer but i'm working.
B: oh you spaff wagon.

2. that thick fucking spaff wagon!

by Guido of midland origin. October 18, 2008

scabies wagon

A form of locomotion riddled with unemployed degenerates.

I saw a scabies wagon at the gas station and told them to go get a job!

by Theliberalredneck January 4, 2018