crotch walking

Crotch walking is a theft tactic that is cleverly performed by women.

They simply wear a full dress or skirt into the store; place an item between their thighs, and walk out of the business like it is any other normal shopping day. crotch walking

by crotchwalker January 21, 2010

walking lick

If an individual is covered with impressive apparel or drip to the extent that they look as though they've hit constant licks, they may colloquially be referred to as a walking lick.

"I've been dripping lately, I look like a walking lick" - Athlete, NAV

by ImranHy March 16, 2021

walking your dog

Used to convey that you understand what someone's telling you. Can also be used as an acknowledgement.

Acknowledgement example:
Ruban: "OK, so when you're done making those lattes, can you bus the cafe?"
Joanna: "Yeah man, totally. I'm walking your dog."

Understanding example::
Ho-Jin: "Alright, so 2 + 2 is 4. Does this make sense?"
Sudthakar: "Yeah, for sure. I'm walking your dog!"

by Ruban L. May 21, 2006

Facebook Whacking

Typing in a random first then second name It's kinda likely that one or more of your friends are friends with this made up name.

Person 1: I'm just facebook whacking Coleen Rooney, three of my friends are friends with her.
Person 2: Ew

by Gemima111 October 21, 2008

cock walking

When a man is in a deep sleep, yet his "cock" is hard and essentially doing it's own thing....much like when a person physically sleep walks.

My guy was in a deep sleep and snoring yet his cock was awake. It was hard and even rearranging the bed sheets. This is known as cock walking.

by Anastasia Eletherios November 20, 2013

Walking Zombie

When a man ejaculates into his sexual partner's face after getting dome, and punches her the forehead multiple times. Being unable to see, this forces the woman to attack blindly, and possibly moan, like a zombie.

"Hey Frank, have you seen the video of your mom doing the walking zombie?"

"Nope, can't say that I have."

by Dome King 2.0 October 1, 2008

wanking

a word unlike any other word, one with meaning not of pervertedness but yet meaning that of nothing. Stands for anything at all and the true meaning can only be assumed yet never spoken.

Joe-Hey!
BoB-What you up to?
Joe-Just wanking it.
BoB-WTF?
Joe-Chillax

by Jelthi April 30, 2007