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Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
by Libdill August 26, 2021
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vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible
Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter
by yellowaurabee September 14, 2022
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Vegan Shit

The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"
"It's that Vegan shit again!"

"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"
by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016
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vegan cowboy

Someone who dresses and acts like a cowboy, but does not exploit or use animals for any purpose and is anti-speciesist. (Ex: no bull riding, horse riding, consuming animal products, etc) Vegan cowboys are also mainly homosexual and Mexican, so instead of riding horses, they ride each other.
Yes I am a cowboy, just because I don’t ride horses does not mean I am any less. I’m just a vegan cowboy.
by Gekkorotto October 12, 2019
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Vegan Police

A elite task force for the people who went to Vegan Academy and who were granted the special power of veganism. This is from Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
by NrmlSwitch March 7, 2024
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Vegan

Complete and utter arsehole, crack head cunt
Vegan 1: Save the cows, cows are friends!
Normal person: Let me guess your one of those vegans?
by I know you (Mitchell Poole) September 22, 2019
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Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster
Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"
by Typh00n May 28, 2017
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