Midwest Uber

The shot you take at the bar before you walk home during the winter.

I'm going to go up to the bar to order my Midwest Uber home.

by Emily Valentine January 23, 2022

Uber Eats

Uber Eats is a service similar to Deliveroo, Stuart, DoorDash, and Grubhub. Its basically where you order food from an app, and get it delivered to you. It can also be used as a job, because just about anyone can start driving dor Uber Eats.

Some dude: "Hey, what are you doing for a living?"
That dudes friend: "Oh me? I do Uber Eats for my income."

by wilnym February 11, 2022

uber

The same thing as 1337. There are two types of people. Ubers and 1337.

Dude, I am the Uber sniper

by Nitsud March 29, 2004

uber

ubertomdic
A small roblox creator. She doesn’t have many friends and feels like she needs to give up. She tries to be kind to people but they just ignore he a lot 😐 I think she deserves better. She is a waste of space though lowkey 😂

Oh look it’s Uber let’s go attack her 🥰
Uber eats!

Can you be my Uber driver? 🥺
Oober

by Uber fan January 3, 2021

Uber-stein

A grotesquely ornate chalice of massive size, usually acquired by men to compensate for a very small penis.

“The size of the uber-stein is in direct inverse correlation with the length and girth of the male sex organ possessed by the individual”

by Flying-Dutchman April 8, 2021

Urban Uber

Any Emergency Vehicle with flashing lights and a siren (Police, Fire Engine, Ambulance, EMT, etc.)

OMG! What is going on with all of the sirens?

Dunno. Lots of Urban Ubers tonight.

by Insurrexionrules! June 9, 2021

uber scream

the loudest noice the human voice can conjure. all the dead decendents of human evolution scream in synch.

person: "uber scream's"
people: fucking dies of ear rape.

by ifuckmyowncatswithmen June 15, 2021