by Mrwoopin April 12, 2017
1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.
My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!
by aikybrky February 25, 2010
1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."
female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."
female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."
by woahbaby!!! January 15, 2010
1. The hour of the day known as Rush-hour when there are an awful lot of people driving like bastards and nearly running you off the road.
2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
2. the hour following the Weekend pub-crawl when all the students / drunkards / louts / ne'er-do-wells are completely twatted and getting rowdy in the streets.
1. Oh Fuck, we're 20 miles from home and we've hit Twat Hour. This guy's driving up my arse, the wanker.
2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
2. Look at all those pissed students stumbling out of the Red Lion. Looks like something's about to kick off. Must be Twat Hour.
by Bastard child of Nicky August 11, 2008
Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
by sss1 December 07, 2007
A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.
Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
by Ten ton brick June 07, 2017