twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob

wow james is a nob twat

by Sex vibe July 23, 2018

Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.

Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.

by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013

twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.

Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

twat powder

A typically homemade mixture of talcum powder and spices such as cinnamon, allspice, etc.; applied to the vulva to deodorize and absorb errant juice mucus; typically used in Asian and Sub-Saharan cultures.

Her twat powder gave her gash a pleasing aroma. I plowed her anon.

by Bajammer Rex September 30, 2013

Twat twist

A Twat Twist is the point in a pornographic film when the male is banging one girl, then the scene breaks and returns to the same male who is now banging a new girl. #twattwist

Did you catch that twat twist where he switched from banging the girl to her mom?!

by MeganWillyDillyDilly May 17, 2018

Tequila Twat

When a female wakes up in the morning and her pussy is sore and she can't remember why.

ON May 6th, Shirley woke up with a bad case of tequila twat so bad she needed to ice it down.

by The Masked Fapper May 30, 2018