Take this lollipop

A phrase used to indicate a stalkers presence. Mostly used as a joke. Plays on the idea that you shouldn't take sweets from strangers.

Person 1: Oh I see you've poked me on facebook man.
Person 2: Yes. Take this lollipop.

Person 1: Guess what I've just done!
Person 2: I read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
Person 1: *Pauses* Isn't it about time you offered me a lollipop?

by jixxy October 19, 2011

Take a Shade

To take a break; rest. Usually due to exhaustion brought on by working in the sun.

"This is a good place to take a shade." " I got to take a shade!"

by Bubba T Bone Jones February 18, 2009

Take the Scenic Route

The act of driving on less travelled back roads and neighborhood streets to avoid cops. Done when the driver is drunk, or has warrants, or has a hit out on him.

Guy 1: Man I was sooo wasted last night. My gf was still sleeping when I got home thank god.

Guy 2: You drove drunk!? Stupid move man you get pulled over for a DUI and they pull all your warrents you are FUCKED

Guy 1: Dont worry mate I know to take the scenic route home.

by sp4nkr March 24, 2009

Take a lean one

Go to the bathroom; take a dump.

Dude, I gotta take a lean one

by Ted Servo May 7, 2009

take the shot mickey

The phrase, "take the shot mickey" is a meme that originated from a video with over 1.2 million views "Uptown Goof" uploaded by the youtuber "ProZD". The video begins with the beloved Disney character Goofy singing "Uptown Funk" by Bruno Mars. He is soon interrupted, however, by people claiming to be "Copyright Police". Goofy manages to escape, but he is quickly cornered by his old best friend Mickey Mouse who is pointing a gun at him. Mickey tries to convince his friend to turn himself in, even referencing Donald Duck in a way that makes it seem as though he passed away. Goofy, ignoring the advice and seeing no way out, tells his old friend to, "take the shot mickey." Mickey Mouse, loving Goofy too much, cannot take the shot and Goofy exclaims, "You're a coward Mickey. You always were." Thus a meme was born.

Whimsy: Pals this person is being mean to me, what should I do?
Ren: Take the shot Mickey.
Whimsy: I can't.
Dizzy: You're a coward Whims.
Matt: You always were.

by stimser May 9, 2017

Take a biden

The oposite of taking a trump instead of flushing 10-15 times u flush once bcuz of the little rabbit shits

“After eating nothing but yogurt today i might need to take a biden”

by Jacob35742 November 23, 2020

Take you out

Usually means that they are inviting you to a date, but if said by a Serbian usually means they plan to assassinate you.

"I'm gonna take you out tonight"

*pulls out stolen bulgarian gun*

by Nonetheless The Same March 23, 2022