An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.
by TardisBuilder77 December 16, 2018
Get the Turtle-slappermug. The nonverbal, neutral acknowledgement of, or showing of respect to another by making eye contact, flattening the lips, and raising the eyebrows. This act is most commonly used in passing of coworkers, the elderly, and small children. The facial expression resembles that of a turtle's face.
As Brian walked past his boss in the hallway, he used a turtle face to acknowledge his boss without saying "hello."
by cmatkins July 7, 2009
Get the turtle facemug. Creature takes that takes shelter in someone's closet that plays Xbox all day, and gives up eggs every month for rent.
When frightened it uses it's beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.
When frightened it uses it's beak to peck away at the unsuspecting victim.
Dude 1: Don't go in my closet the turtle vulture will get you.
Dude 2: WTF is a turtle vulture?
Dude 1: Go in the closet and find out.
Dude 2: *Opens closet door* "Holy shit, it's pecking my eyes out!"
Dude 1: Curiosity killed the cat.
Dude 2: WTF is a turtle vulture?
Dude 1: Go in the closet and find out.
Dude 2: *Opens closet door* "Holy shit, it's pecking my eyes out!"
Dude 1: Curiosity killed the cat.
by Xplode44 June 29, 2011
Get the Turtle Vulturemug. by DFE December 27, 2004
Get the fucking turtlemug. by Senorsuckmymeatballs March 29, 2017
Get the War turtlemug. Commonly, after a male finishes urinating, he pulls the front half of his briefs back over his groin and goes about his daily routine.
A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.
Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
A Turtle Snap occurs when the male loses grip on his underwear halfway up, causing the elastic to snap directly onto the genitals. Side effects may include severe pain in the testicles, depreciation of self-esteem stemming from the brief inability to use basic motor skills, and strange looks from anyone occupying neighboring stalls.
Over-exposure to Turtle Snapping is likely to result in a Schlonky Donk
Bryan: Hey Mike, why are you doubled over?
Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.
Bryan: Cool story, bro.
Mike: I was so relaxed after my urigasm that I turtle snapped myself.
Bryan: Cool story, bro.
by Reasonwriter703 February 11, 2012
Get the Turtle Snapmug. by Joeycracks August 23, 2007
Get the Turtle Costumemug.