Turtle-slapper

An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.
“You Turtle-Slapper”, said Spider-Man Noir aka Nicholas Cage.
by TardisBuilder77 December 17, 2018
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turtle face

The nonverbal, neutral acknowledgement of, or showing of respect to another by making eye contact, flattening the lips, and raising the eyebrows. This act is most commonly used in passing of coworkers, the elderly, and small children. The facial expression resembles that of a turtle's face.
As Brian walked past his boss in the hallway, he used a turtle face to acknowledge his boss without saying "hello."
by cmatkins July 07, 2009
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turtle gang

worst fortnite discord server ever. their staff is bad and if i could choose, i would demote all of them other than dannyy. he is a real mvp. @dannyyy i love you bro
turtle gang is a bad discord server, you should not join it. what you should is hit up dannyy though.
by ShapeFromTurtleGangMGMT August 09, 2020
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Turtle Text

When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.
Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.
by ice cold asshole March 07, 2010
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fucking turtle

The 'Koopa Troopa' character from "Mario Power Tennis" for Nintendo Gamecube
Steve kept saying "I want my fucking turtle" during a match of 'Mario Power Tennis.'
by DFE December 27, 2004
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derpy turtle

A person who customizes cars or motorcycles. Builder of hotrods
That's a badass ride! I wonder who the Derpy Turtle is who built it??
by Derpy Turtle April 17, 2014
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Fat Turtle

Man, that is a Fat Turtle!
by FatTurtle1337 November 24, 2013
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