Another way of saying choking the chicken
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
by Alice Hatterson September 7, 2017
Get the tugging the turkeymug. A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.
Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.
by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023
Get the Turkey Puristmug. The giant, hot dump you explode into your aunts toilet after thanksgiving, leaving you with anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving so I can get some Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
Get the Turkey Blastmug. When you’ve been married for so long that you don’t have to use a code word but you still do.
Turkey Sammy!!!
Turkey Sammy!!!
by One of the pack December 10, 2021
Get the Turkey Sammymug. Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.
by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015
Get the swag turkeymug. "Holy shit, he was tickling his turkey in public and this one lady was watching and taking the meat out of her pink taco." whispered Jane. "To tickle the turkey in public is just plain ass weird," replied her friend.
by saltyboiwholivesinthesaltysea February 3, 2018
Get the Tickle the Turkeymug. by Karimcheeze:) November 23, 2020
Get the Turkey Fetishmug.