Dickup Truck 

1. A truck that causes one to get an erection.

"I worked on my truck all day yesterday. With these enhancements, my friends will sure be calling it a Dickup Truck!"

Dickup Truck by DickupTruck69 March 16, 2014

box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

box truck logic by robertxyyz123 July 2, 2015

guff-truck 

The vehicle that comes to collect the contents of toilets.

What's that smell?
It's the guff-truck emptying the portaloos. It's OK they'll be gone soon.

guff-truck by mistafeesh October 25, 2015

trash truck 

noun; a person of either gender that is a complete waste of space, does everything half assed, would screw over family members or best friends, doesn't care about their own children. Basically a piece of shit!

That trash truck T-Bone snitched on his own brother after his brother found out he fucked his old lady at his sons birthday party in the kids pool.

trash truck by ZOMBIESTOMPER76 April 30, 2016

bread truck 

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.

1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.

bread truck by M. H. Sapien October 13, 2016

two truck cover up 

When you hit something with your truck, but another truck hits it too, so you don't have to take the blame.

Melodysgrace pulled the old two truck cover up when he crashed his truck into an awning, but a food truck hit it again.

two truck cover up by Lenny The Meme Master May 18, 2016

Pickup Truck Illiterate 

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

Pickup Truck Illiterate by BODBOP February 1, 2018