train wreck

When a club DJ plays two tracks that just do not mix well.

Hence the term train wreck.

by HPAVC November 27, 2003

fail train

A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.

'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded

'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.

'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations

by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007

Thomas The Train

Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?

Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?

Guy: it's about this train named Thomas

Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!

by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021

Train Tickets

Slang term for hits of acid

We need a dozen train tickets for the party Saturday.

by shit towne pat April 23, 2008

wiki train

When you click on one interesting article on Wikipedia, and that leads to clicking onto another interesting arcticle, and another, and another, and you're on a wiki train you just can't get off!

"I clicked on the featured article of the day and I got on a wiki train which ended up at Henry VIII!"

by Richard Leng May 19, 2008

Bae in training

Someone who is 2nd to "The Bae"

Bae in training is trying to make her/himself my number one.

by Paul Revere Walker June 11, 2014

Train Brain

Similar to road head, train brain is getting a blowjob on an extremely crowded train.

Carl: Dude, I got the sickest train brain yesterday.
Chad: Nice, what happened?
Carl: I ended up cumming on the guy standing next to me and getting kicked off the train.
Chad: Gnarly.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 6, 2015