Tallahassee siege tower

A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”

“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”

“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”

“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 28, 2025
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power tower

A way to define multiple exponents stacked onto each other. Used in many ways:

To overcomplicate tetration notation for no good reason in particular
To express tetration in a broader sense. If the number is ³5 (scary isn't it), it's just 5⁵(⁵), or even better, 5³¹²⁵, NOT 5²⁵
To scare calculus students into submission with e^x derivatives, e.g. e^e^e^e^3x²
To have just a little bit of fun when writing a weird and complex exponentiation function

Also used to troll people when asked how to use exponents, i.e. calling them a dumbass without directly saying it to them
"The calc test is gonna have a power tower on it!"

"This is why I should've taken stats."
by Tbblobnoern December 28, 2023
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Shanghai Tower

A tower that every airplane wants to be inside of
I'm an airplane, and I really want to be inside the Shanghai Tower
by nickgurr507 June 26, 2019
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wuhan tower

Being tested for COVID 19 while on all fours. One doctor will swab your throat and the other will swab your anus. While testing they will high five in the tradition of the Eiffel Tower.
My doctor's Wuhan Towered me yesterday at the clinic. They both came back negative.
by Pazmania January 28, 2021
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French Eiffel Tower

When two girls run a train on a man with dildos, one in ass one in mouth of male and women high-five as it happens.
Ya we pulled a French Eiffel Tower on Trenton last week!
by Randy the Goat January 23, 2022
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flyby with a "Hello, Tower"

A step "closer" than just a discreet flyby, this strategy DOES involve actually stopping in to the home/establishment where you wish to unobtrusively check on the conditions/progress of something relating to you, but you still do not actually inquire about said situation; you merely "exchange pleasantries and make small talk" with the people there about the weather or whatever, and then quietly leave again after a minute or two. The theory here is that if there is any problem/delay/question regarding what you are wanting done, the people will likely tell/ask you about it while you're there... they know fully well why you've dropped by --- you are wondering how things are proceeding --- and so there should be no need to make anyone feel pressured or irritated by actually alluding to the subject.
The local garage is often "swamped up to their eyeballs" with the myriad of vehicles brought in for repair, and so it is often a month or more before they are able to get around to addressing a car that I bring in. They do always eventually repair my vehicle, though, so I seldom actually ask them about how soon they can get to it; I simply do a tentative flyby with a "Hello, Tower" every couple weeks, just in case they need to speak with me regarding any problem/holdup with the repairs.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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Buzzing the Tower

Removing an opponent’s pants & underwear in one fluid motion. It is a specific form of pantsing.
The football player was Buzzing the Tower of the Varsity Coach just as the team was huddling around him on one knee.
by gingerbreadman68 June 26, 2023
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