Thomas Knight

Small Very Small has a tendincy to hit woman and likes to play soggy biscuits with his brother. Very lonely person and for some reason has great admirable love for DONDA and watches Kim Kardashians sex tape with ray J and pretends its Kanye West to get him off. Has a magnifying glass underneath his bed for u know what.... Also as a side note his mum is sex on wheels.

Hello Thomas Knight why are u watching Kim K sex tape with magnifying glass.

by Rob Stewart 122535353523231 September 19, 2021

Ethan - Thomas

Ethan - Thomas is an amazing, spectacular person. they are destined for greatness and will be a future footballer probably playing in the premier league for liverpool and the english national team

Girl- He is so cool and cute!! He must be an Ethan - Thomas!

Boy- He is soo good at being a central defensive midfielder! we need him on our team.

by NamesYouNeed December 18, 2022

thomas robertson

thomas robertson is a disgusting man who hates everyone and begs girls to send nudies, he says a lot online but would never do anything in real life as he is frigid. thomas may say he will rape you and do other disgusting physical things to you but in real life he would do nothing. he speaks with a lisp and wears glasses, he also has lots of acne and no hair on his arms or legs

Molly Greenhill: Look at thomas robertson over there he said he was gonna fuck me but he looks like a nerd
Sam Ravey: He is a nerd oh my geography hahahaha

by taidhg bai September 7, 2021

Thomas Affect

Anything tom says or does has a terrible curse on it

nah dont say that bro, its got the thomas affect on it

by georgied17 December 3, 2019

Callum Thomas

A slighty over weight teenager who has a strong fetish for sheep and having is nipples squeezed. During intercoure he sometimes says his mothers name rather than the sheeps.

That Kid over there is a real Callum Thomas

by Tsutto July 10, 2020

Thomas Wilde

An extremely rare, extremely gorgeous and extremely perfect Dutch young man. Thomas Wilde's will treat you right and dick you right all day and all night. This guy is the ultimate lover and has an abnormally large penis.

Damn, my legs are sore. That guy from last night must've been a Thomas WIlde!

by Guy who knows his shit B May 10, 2017

Thomas Pogge

Political philosopher specializing in global justice and John Rawls. Quite possibly the most epic person to live given his surname and his place of birth, Poggersdorf, Austria.

Yo dawg did you catch Thomas Pogge's new book about Rawls? fuck mate it's epic

by anonymous January 29, 2021