reverse schooner

Sitting on the toilet backwards and leaving skid marks down the front side of the bowl.

Eddie used the toilet last night and dropped some kids off at the pool and left us a reverse schooner to clean up. He's a funny guy.

by 2rotorbro July 24, 2011

Reverse paddle

When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.

“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night”

by Aliceandra1994 January 3, 2020

Reverse hodor

(SPOILER ALERT - Game of Thrones S6E5)

When you call out your partner's name repeatedly during sex but it slowly morphs into your ex's name until you're left alone in a pool of your own tears and remorse.

You: (You just got out of a long term relationship with a girl named Emma) "Oh Emilia... Emily... Emi... Emma... EMMA!!!!"
Emilia: "Did you just reverse hodor me? I'm out of here, asshole"
You: (crying) spoiler... alert...

by asoiaf September 4, 2017

reverse lag

Reverse lag is when a computer or other device is so fast that events happens BEFORE you command it to do so. It's essentially the opposite of lag. It's a concept that is not physically possible with today's technology.

"I hate running games on my computer, the reverse lag is horrible. I should of gotten a slower computer."

by fmanuswa November 26, 2013

reverse carpool

When you go to drive somewhere but use separate cars, thus killing the environment.

"Yeah, we'll just reverse carpool and meet up at Target."

by poor.unfortunate.sol July 19, 2019

reverse goiter

the act of punching someone in the throat

"if you don't shut up i'm gonna reverse goiter you"
"oooh reverse goiter...right in the adam's apple"

by Brian Choj September 11, 2008

Reverse Flake

A flake who ask you if you want to go somewhere but ghost you when you ask for more information you need to go instead of flaking on plans you make with them

Friend: hey do you want to go to the beach?
You: sure when do you want to go

Friend: .........
Reverse flake

by PickleDickle1217 May 29, 2020