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cookie math

Using some math to see if a certain amount of (((cookies))) could have been put in the “oven” in a certain amount of time
Matt: I’m having a big potluck in 4 years and I need to bake 6 million cookies, but no matter how I look at it I can’t make it work
James: You should have done your cookie math, man.
by anonymous October 28, 2020
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Cookies And Milf

When you dunk cookies into a wet Milfs vagina
Those cookies and milf really hit the spot
by Samdasloth June 17, 2018
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cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.
What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?
by sweetpenguins December 12, 2010
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Cookie Crisps

Every young child’s favorite cereal, along with trix and captain crunch. It’s amazing it’s cookies and milk. It get a 10/10
Young child 1: I like cookie crisps
Young child 2: same
Young child 3: same
Young child 4: same
by MazDavidson August 12, 2020
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cookie duff

a girl with a nice tight butt
That girl standing in line has a nice little cookie duff
by DadaC October 1, 2013
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Ufo cookie

really cool person but not cooler than me smh yeah
“Ufo cookie is not cooler than milk
by spooy October 2, 2021
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Cookie Licker

When someone tries to claim everyone they ever talked to so their friends can't date them. They are like a child that licks a cookie all the other kids want and set it on the table so no one else can eat it.
Carmen: That girl is such a cookie licker.

Jordyn: I know. She thinks everyone she ever talked to is hers, and no one else can date them. She just picks up the cookie, licks it, and sets it back in the table so no one else can have it.
by J_123456 February 20, 2017
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