heterosexual woman

attracted to men and doja cat

Dumb hoe: How is she a heterosexual woman??? She faps to "MOOO!".
Smart, strong, independent, grown-ass lady: She is.

by I have 16 accounts May 28, 2022

woman tax

the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps

woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!

by yngmdz November 16, 2020

Hotted Woman

Molly, Rae, Mikey, and sometimes Sheldon.; A rare species with legs too long to be on the cover of Vogue.

Hotted woman is super funky.

by MikeyAngelo December 28, 2020

boat woman

a woman that dedicates her life to living in a boat and doing boat things.

"god i want to be a boat woman so bad"

by alien connoisseur January 14, 2021

crisp woman

crisp woman

bruh crisp woman dying

by anonymous February 5, 2021

octagon woman

Synonym of milky eve

🥚:woah it’s milky eve
M.O.T. Guy: what an octagon woman

by anonymous October 18, 2021

Stat woman

A woman that date men based on their job and especially their bank account to compensate for their failing retail career. A stat woman trademark is bragging about other woman about how successful their husband/boyfriend are and how they are geniuses for seducing them. Unlike a gold digger, a stat woman actually want to have a serious relationship but as soon as their partners started failing they will be the first one to jump the ship.

men 1 : Hey what you think about that girl.
men 2 : Omg no she is a stat woman, you need to be at least an engineer to date her.
men 1 : Jesus Christ no I hate those people.

by the one who spout the truth September 15, 2021