crunchy uncle

When a torny is horny and he has an open belly. Also a chocolate bar and a cereal

Look at that horny torny he is such a crunchy uncle

by Horny torny February 23, 2019

uncle weiner

your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him

what's up uncle weiner

by weiner_snitchel April 6, 2017

Kissing uncle

Uncle that preform sexual action with niece/nephew but mostly niece's

Guy1:That dude ron was caught in the bed with his niece the other day MF kissing uncle

Guy2:Yea I always had feeling that he was a kissing uncle how be looking at things don't be right

by Fgtrebgas April 1, 2021

Uncle Touchy

An Uncle that loves you too much and is always down to love you much more.

I had a Uncle Mitch but he got incarcerated , now he's my Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023

Uncle G

Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet

Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”

by Master Meech and Jaz Nasty October 8, 2021

uncle girl

A man that looks and dresses feminine.

Look at that man over there he's an uncle girl.

by femcelk April 10, 2023

Uncle Jim

A very kind uncle that has a money farm.

He's an Uncle Jim.

by Cappuccinoo June 21, 2023