Suck my pork

An expression used when someone asks you to do something that you view as an unreasonable request (a polite version of someone can blow you)

She/he/they want me to what? They can suck my pork!

by Hammy1979 May 29, 2025

Pork

To indulge yourself in something, usually not yours.

I’m gonna go pork that persons burger.

by Hhftyuujhgg June 5, 2023

HOT PORK SUNDAE

When a man sticks a banana into the woman’s vagina while she is menstruating and proceeds to ejaculate inside of her and when finished, takes a straw and slurps the contents out.

I told her I wanted dessert and she said make it myself, so I made a Hot Pork Sundae.

by FlatOutWong March 8, 2022

Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.

Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

Pork

IS A FURRY

pork is a furry

by BOB JUSTIN August 31, 2022

pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.

I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!

by Dr. DA July 10, 2024

Pussy Pork

White girl’s roast beef

Frank was munching shorties ass and got a whiff of that pussy pork

by Burgah slayer March 24, 2024