Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

by Aussielegend+5 October 28, 2019

onion moment

Woman moment but worse!

That’s a onion moment bro!

by RaunchyNutSaq May 17, 2021

cheesy onions

when you dont feel quite right

At a rave lets say CreamFields, should i take the red one or the blue one. Then afterwards you just feel a little bit like cheesy onions.

by CHARLIE JONES September 12, 2008

Long Onion

Beautiful long onion that keeps to themselves and enjoys a good potato.

Long onion is kinda chonky

by longbananacocaine May 25, 2023

Onion

A joke with layers, a joke that everyone 'passes around', a joke that gets even more funny as people 'pull each layer', adding more funny things about the joke.

Guy 1: "Look at the teacher's jumper..."
Guy 2: "Looks like it was made by his mum."
*laughs*
Guy 3: "Out of pubes."
*more laughs*
Guy 4: "Out of Chris-chan's pubes!"
*extreme laughing*
(the joke here is an onion)

by XxHarvzBackxX February 20, 2022

Purple onion

A vagina of African descent.

Jake: "hey man, I finally had sex with a black girl"
Chad: "so you finally got some purple onion?"
Jake: "what?"
Chad: "yea, man didnt you look down while you were getting it in?"

by The real professor plum July 8, 2023

Onion Booty

a large round butt, usually belonging a female...

Yeah bro, that girl from the club last night had an onion booty too bad she told me she was 16...

by Seven Point Six Two June 27, 2021