Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 9, 2022

Milk enema

Brendon was kneeling in the bathtub

Dallon gave brendon a milk enema

by Thebrallonmilkficisonwattpad August 30, 2020

milk kink

when you drink COLD milk while having a threesome

“hey did you know pitbull has a milk kink?”
“what really?”

by avenharryniall April 16, 2021

milk to cereal

Said when something goes badly or not according to plan. When to things dont work well together.

This statment, originally used by WAFFLES inc at SCCC, is taken from The Simpsons, in the episode where Homer must make cereal for Mr Burns (if u are a Simpsonm's lover you will know what i mean).

1)- How did your exam go?
- Like milk to cereal *sigh's in extreme frustration*

2) - You left Ceane in the same room as Emily? That was Crazy
- Milk to cerial man! They had a major skitz.

by luzza June 28, 2007

Sour milk

Not fully clearing all the smome out of a bong hit. It sits in the piece and looks murky and milky

Damn, Alan! You left me some sour milk in there.

by VansMan19 August 27, 2016

milk spots

dashes of cum on a young maiden's face

"you got a few milk spots there love"

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

Milk Man

milk man is a pseudonym for a person who sells alcohol to people under the age of 21 since you cant obtain alcohol under that age in dubai, and delivers it, it is not legal but i bet you, you could search “milk” in any teenagers phone and find atleast one, thank you milkmen for your services!
their prices range from a 100 to over 1,000 for expensive bottles like blue label whiskey, if you get absolut vodka for more than a 100, you are getting ripped off!

e.g 1: “Hey rami hit up your milk man and lets get a bottle to celebrate my new turbo”
e.g 2: “Gosh i need a milk man who has grey goose”

by owmg October 18, 2018