HoBo Jones

The act of masturbating another person to completion into a storm drain

“You want a hobo jones? I’ll give you one for a can of beans.”

by HoBo Jones April 29, 2024

Hobo Pastor

Is a pastor that’s scheming and attempting to steal intellectual properties from his congregation. For Profit, but they say it’s nonprofit.

You know Pastor John is a Hobo Pastor.

by PrincessCheavon November 25, 2021

Hobo pants

Designer clothes especially pants that are manufacturer with rips, tears, and patching that simulated extreme wear or age in the pants or clothing. A type of conspicuous consumption that alludes to being fashionable but in essence is demeaning towards individuals who as a matter of lifestyle or wherewithal can not afford new clothing.

Hobo pants are newly manufactured clothes / clothing that appears repaired, worn, tattered, or old. Considered trendy and fashionable, generally found made from denim clothing items.

by Tang_Wenbo August 20, 2019

Hobo Johnson

the weirdest but funniest artist on earth

do you like hobo johnson :Person

no. :Everyone

by yungswagsurfer July 10, 2025

hobo it out

Noun; when getting through the day looking trashy or 'hobo-ish'; deciding to purposely look bad because your lazy

Hey dude, wanna hobo it out tomorrow?

I think I'll hobo it out tomorrow because we have three tests

by Llllllliiiiiiivbbvbbbbiiii July 19, 2016

Hobo-Rat

Someone or something annoying you.

Simone acting rude or mean.

Kristie H was being a Hobo-Rat to her friend.

by BukeBanyi September 12, 2023

Hobo Handy

to give a hobo a handjob

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums

by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017