Canadian Kweef

The act of a Girl (Preferably Canadian cuz it rhymes) Fweefing into a guys mouth so that he can suck all the kweef up and blow it back into the girl. Usually done after the girl takes a big piss.
1:I totally Canadian Kweefed this girl yesterday

2:No WAY Was she Canadian

1:Yeah...
by Sivart1 January 05, 2010
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canadian bobsled

when one separtes the labia(s) of the vagina in order to throw in a tablespoon of maple syrup and a handfull of saw dust whilst sliding an ice cube(s) down her love chute. very sensual.
last summer in Quebec i canadian bobsled the shit out of some 15 year old girl
by jonny swallows January 19, 2011
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Canadian Mudslide

When you rape a woman whereupon first raping her with fecal matter. Taking a shit into a girl's ass, then proceeding to rape her afterwards. Shit and all.
The Canadians are known for their mudslide as the asshole was often very cold during the winter, they needed a way of warming the opening for rape.

"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to perform a Canadian Mudslide."
by Coke Von Cola September 03, 2008
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French-canadians

Bunch of people living mostly in the province of Quebec. They tend to be polyglots and great travellers.

They used to run the country for the last 40 years and still think, from time to time, about splitting the federation.

They hate the French and cannot stand the invasion that is occuring since few years. It seems that the snow does not suffice to keep them away any longer.
French-canadians : the good ones

Quebecers : well, bloody separatists
by Fred December 24, 2003
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Canadian History

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by bigblackhawk February 05, 2010
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Canadian Homosexual

It's usually this thing from Canada that likes the opposite gender. Instead of regular Maple Syrup they love to "jazz it up." They actually pronounce words instead of saying "aboot" they say "About." They usually spend long hours on the computer and talk bad about Canada knowing it's a good country.
"Hey did you hur aboot Brad?"
"Yeah he's a Canadian Humusexual"
"Eh? How. "
"He believes the broon leaf in Canada should have the culor of a rainbuw"
"Mun, that's foked up"
-One American Prick
"I think you mean Canadian Homosexual."
by TheBlackLol November 26, 2012
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Canadian Irony

When an action is performed by one person, intending to make another's life easier, however does the opposite and the recipient is too nice too say anything about it.
Canadian Irony: Jim left Bob's hat out where he could easily find it, however, Bob spent hours looking for it because it was not where he left it.
by Creaky February 03, 2015
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