by HPAVC November 27, 2003
A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
by John 'PJB' Bargman August 31, 2007
Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.
Guy 1: Hey dude, wanna watch some horror movies tonight?
Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?
Guy: it's about this train named Thomas
Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!
Guy 2: Sure dude! What type?
Guy: it's about this train named Thomas
Guy2 : Oh no, not Thomas The Train!
by SketchyOtakuLol February 12, 2021
by shit towne pat April 23, 2008
a person who takes the earlier train to school with his "cooler" friends than the normal train with his real friends
by leeebs April 27, 2011
man 1 has sex with man 2. man 2 has sex with man 3. man 3 has sex with man 4. man 4 has sex with man 5. all at the same time. hence, the ane train
by toad39 August 15, 2006
Described as 'Shropshires little Auschwitz centres'; County Training is a center designed to hold the unemployed after they have had an undisclosed period of time claiming Job Seekers Allowance. All 'trainies' are held under a 'voluntary' contract in which they are required to perform tedious day to day tasks. These can range from searching www.direct.gov.uk for multiple hours, constant reading of local literature (a favourite being the Nazi publication, 'The Shropshire Star'), Forced labour (writing thousands of speculative letters to local businesses) and dealing with local employment officers, to prove you are not only looking for work, but are willing to do every task required, in order to sacrifice your life and soul to County Training.
'Your at County Training 30 hours a week, Monday to Friday. We promise to find you a job.'
'I've got an interview at 1'
'Well, you can't go because we don't know if your suitable for the job'
'But i've got an interview...'
'Well you can't go. Take a seat.'
'I've got an interview at 1'
'Well, you can't go because we don't know if your suitable for the job'
'But i've got an interview...'
'Well you can't go. Take a seat.'
by Venom_of_Oswestry May 13, 2009