Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.

Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!

by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021

slow carlos

The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.

The kid attacked Carlos with a hammer so he gave him a slow Carlos.

by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023

Slow & Steady

Performing sex at a consistent steady rate without alot of physical exertion. Typically in a lazy position such as spooning, creme brulee, backshots, and reverse missionary.

Man: Good Morning babe! You want to do some Slow & Steady!
Woman: Ofcourse, I do! I love you with all my heart! You're the love of my life! Te Amo Mi Vida! Mi Corazon! Mi Amor!

by Callyce01 January 23, 2025

Slow Butter

A pharse used to describe perfect form in the gym. (smooth) movement workouts done correctly.

Do you see Jay, his form is perfect , I'd call it "slow butter"

by ReidSZN December 17, 2015

Slow

Anyone named Zack, Cody, Jack/Jake, John or any other basic white male name

That person has always been on the slow side
Isn’t their name Jake Jackson Johnson?
Yep

by gloxiniaofrepose10 June 5, 2023

Easton's slow

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is

Easton's slow

by Easton's slow October 10, 2016

Slow as Fukk

Shanrya Itavia Person

Yes you are the definition on slow as fukk

by Pushingg p August 28, 2023