A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.
by DutchRub February 20, 2010
Get the ass factmug. a male, often middle-aged or older, who continually harasses uninterested persons. they are often shunned by peers and not invited to gatherings, as it is known they will piss everyone off, by trying to screw every woman in sight, even if their spouse is present. the true perv ass will not take no for an answer, even if told NO in a very direct way. a perv ass will sexually harass every woman they can, often for many years in hopes that she will eventually break down. They are totally shameless and will do outrageous shit, like exposing themselves to everyone including children. They will apologize later, blaming it on their drinking. Castration may be the only cure!
Bucky and Sai are such perv asses they are always coming on to me, even though I have told them NO NEVER, a million times. Bucky even comes on to me in front of my mother, and they have been together for 15 years. YUCK! FUCKING GROSS!
by pussycontrol November 16, 2009
Get the perv assmug. Dick had an unearned reputation for being an Iron Ass, but he was actually a draft dodger, and stooge for the military industrial complex.
by mlhiss January 8, 2016
Get the Iron Assmug. Hey Jimmy, did you score any ass last night?
Yeah dude, I scored a girl with an extreme dimple ass last night. It was unreal.
Yeah dude, I scored a girl with an extreme dimple ass last night. It was unreal.
by californiaberrr October 21, 2013
Get the dimple assmug. by Squeazl August 4, 2009
Get the crinkle assmug. a comment on a bands myspace which just has a girl either-
1.tapping their ass
2.a picture of boobs
3.or other explicit images
soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.
1.tapping their ass
2.a picture of boobs
3.or other explicit images
soley for the purpose of getting somebody to look at their profile for more nudity. ass comments are aimed at pathetic teenagers and older men.
stuart- dude have u seen hollywood undeads profile on myspace?
dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson
dylan- yea! half their comments are ass comments!
Source: its stuart, tucson
by its stuart February 14, 2008
Get the ass commentmug. by Jk the Bull June 6, 2017
Get the team assmug.