toilet talk

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.

"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006

coffee talk

talking and rehashing the up's and down's of life, while sipping coffee, which obviously increases the importance and maturity of all those involved

leslie: "we need to meet up for coffee talk."
rachel: "you got it girl, i gotta tell you about the drama going down"

by toejobba January 16, 2011

lick talk

Talking to bad or reckless to someone encouraging them to fight you

Aye yo I heard Chris be talkin that lick talk

by Bean27 August 25, 2016

talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking

Forget it, talk to the hand!

by Mike September 2, 2003

leet talk

Out-of-date talk made by 40 year old virgins who live with thier mom and play Counter-Strike all day.

leet talk contains numbers to replace letters similar to what they look like.

Such as "Teh Fuxx0r", "j00 n00b", "411 y0ur b45s R B-long t0 u5" and B1ll G4t3s"

dont get me wrong, i love CS, but i despise leet talk and im no where near as nerdy as this.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

baby talk

1. The cutesy gibberish uttered by:

a. Babies.

b. Adults talking to babies and pet animals.

2. The genesis of ebonics.

Some peeps' verbal skills are retarded because their families only talk baby talk to them. They never hear a complete sentence until they enter preschool.

Who knows what baby talk does to the minds of dumb animals?

by Downstrike May 24, 2005

cross talking

The act of carrying on a conversation with a person in the bathroom stall next to you.

"Hey bro, did you watch the superbowl last night?"

"Yeah, go saints right?"
"Yeah. so which ad was your gayvorite?"
"Hmmm... i really liked the Etrade ones, What about you?"
"Well, i really liked the Doritos ones"

.........Cross Talking..........

by Courtes_E February 11, 2010