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stringy paddle

n. A Violin.

As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.
Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
by smudgetool September 17, 2008
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strawberry wallet

The act of having anal sex with a girl while she is on her period.
I didnt think we were going to have sex last night since she was on the rag, but then she gave me that strawberry wallet.
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Stratosphere is a nickname for nitrous oxide (laughing gas, NOS) that gets you high for about a minute or a few minutes. Nitrous oxide is mostly called Stratosphere both because it's mostly found in the Stratosphere and because it gets you higher than the troposphere like it's a Stratospheric high for a short time. You get a nitrous oxide cracker and nitrous oxide canisters and fill the balloons, then breathe in Stratosphere from the balloons and enjoy.
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piss-strainers

The underwear of the elderly or incontinent, frequently odoriferous and sallow.
Fucking hell, Mary, Ocardo's come early. Get your piss-strainers on, you old dingbat!
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knowledge strength integrity

A youtuber who has stemmed out into other areas of the entertainment industry with shit hair as of recent months.
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Street Punk

A form of harder, faster, more angry type of punk music. Street punk derived from "the streets" (hence the name)Usually working class or poor, street punks know how life is out on the street and are aware of the world around them.

Though the roots are not exactly known, most street punk music began in the UK with "The Spirit of '77" and "UK '82", which is a name for the eras of street punk.

Street punks usually have the most colorful of outfits, out of all forms of punk. Usually street punks wear leather jackets or denim jackets with studs and band logos or beliefs either painted or sewn on. Street punks also usually wear plaid pants, or tight stretch jeans, along with boots like doc martens. "Mohawks" and "Liberty Spikes" are among the many hair styles worn, as well as hair dyed radical colours.

Street punks may have a "tough" image, but most are the nicest people you'll ever meet. Usually the most accepting also.

Though their image is the main thing that sets them apart, Street punk is more about unity, acceptance, diversity, and fighting for what you believe in, regardless of the consequences.
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