Steamroller

An action typically used to wake up your friend/significant other/grandmother by rolling over them repeatedly while screaming "Steamroller!".

<guy 1> "He won't get out of bed"
<guy 2> "OK, I'll take care of it"
<guy 2> from other room - "STEAMROLLER!"
<sleeping guy> - "what the fuck!"

by bag'o'scott July 14, 2009

cleveland steamer

To the person who said that a Cleveland Steamer is when you receive a BJ on the crapper whilst droping the Kids off at the pool, To you I say, wrong sir. That is called a Blumpky. A Cleveland Steamer is most definatly a poo sport for the emotionally retartedans socially inept.

Why waste perfectly good poo on a Blumpky when you can share the fun of a Cleveland Steamer with your insignificant other.

by MO November 3, 2004

cleveland steamer

the procedure of one sexual partner (man or woman) taking a shit on the chest area of the other partner (man or woman).

That cleveland steamer you gave me last night was extra hot, i can still feel the steam from under the sheets last night.

by Angela Lopez May 1, 2006

steamy

(noun) a love affair; sexual intercourse; a lurid affair. Comes from having sex in a car when the windows get steamy, though a steamy doesn't need to be in a car, it can be anywhere.

I was feeling tense, so I called Mike and had a crazy steamy.

by PCu March 22, 2007

cleveland steamer

when you take a shit on your partner during sex.

damn, i got to take a major dump and the bathroom is all the way downstairs. oh well, i'll just take a shit on this bitch.

by RayH December 23, 2003

cleveland steamer

To "lay down" a "track" in the "valley" on your partner while making "choo choo" noises.

I gave her a cleveland steamer and laid down a good track

by fobes June 16, 2004

Cleveland Steamer

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

Cleveland Steamer Haiku:

Wake up sleepy head\
Rise and shine bright morning day\
Hey! who crapped on me?\

by MC Flunk October 17, 2008