Steaming Peking Dumpling

When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.

Holy shit, I just took the biggest Steaming Peking Dumpling and my asshole still burns.

by Rick Junk October 22, 2020

steam

It's basically the better vetion of the app store.

Do you know about steam?You can by tons of fun games on there like the henry stickmin collection!

by henry stickmin123 December 29, 2020

Glesga Steam Roller

One person lies down and the other sits on their chest. The person on top does a shit and then uses their bum to press it into the chest of the person lying down, moving back and forth like a steam roller.

Big Tam gave Senga a Glesga Steam Roller the other night - she pure loved it.

by anthonymcg1803 December 29, 2020

Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems

Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

Berlin Steam Roller

When you take a crap into a condom, tie it off, put it in the microwave for 30 seconds and then give somebody a back massage.

I checked into my favorite german hostel, and the man at the front desk asked if I wanted a complimentary Berlin Steam Roller with my turn down service...

by Anaconda243 January 19, 2021

Steaming

Drunker than drunk, you can’t see strait and you (from experience) knock on your neighbour’s door asking if they have any spare lightbulbs

Person 1: Mate how the fuck did these pink fairy’s get in to your gaff?

Person 2: Your fucking steaming

by Some-mentle-cunt January 24, 2021

Columbian steam train

When you rack up a line of cocaine on your erect cock and a girl snorts it up then places that hard cock in her mouth.

Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a Columbian Steam Train.

by Boosty February 24, 2021