Wake n Shake

Wake n Shake is the act of waking up early in the morning and indulging in a shack burger at Shake Shack for breakfast. The shack burger must be in your hands by 11:59am for the action to be considered a Wake n Shake. It is only referred to as a Wake n Shake when you go with more than one person, going alone is called a "Fag n Shack"

Person A: Hey, what do you think about a wake n shake tomorrow

Person B: I don't know man, its pretty late I don't think ill be able to wake up early enough for a wake n shake

Person A: Well I'm busy after that... I don't want to have to do a fag n shack....

Person B: Ok fine, as tired as I will be tomorrow, I cannot pass up the deliciousness that is a Shack Burger at Shack Shack NYC, wake n shake it is broski

by dasahungrykeed January 10, 2010

shake my wizzerm

a term used to express the need for a male to urinate or pee.

Wooo weee! After seven Captain and diets I gots to shake my wizzerm!

by Nizzy A Dizzy August 13, 2008

Brotien Shake

When working out with a group of friends and one makes your post-workout shake for you just to be nice

Also applies to a Brotien Bar when one of your boyz unwraps a protien bar and hands it to you.

Skyler puts hella berries in the brotien shakes he makes me after we hit the gym. thats why brotien shakes taste so much better than protien shakes.

by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011

Salt Shaker

This is when a guy is about to ejaculate and his cum comes out like its coming out of a salt shaker. The girl get pelted with little bits of cum. She WILL get angry and walk out because she has lost her craving for your cock.

My boyfriend had the Salt Shaker problem last night when he came on me. I was gross.

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by Kniggit88 September 25, 2010

Alaskan Salt Shaker

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.

John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker

by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009

Bone shaker

A Bone Shake is when you get a "Shit Cramp" and take a poop that feels like it is ripping the lining of your ass
and it seems to go on forever and when you try to flush it it wont go down due to its massive length. it usualy requires you to break it up with a plunger or that "new" toiolet brush.... Also referd to as a young child around 6 or 7's first bug Dump!!! FOR SYMTOMS SEE: vicious dump.

"Hey Man i left you a boneshaker ha ha ha the plunger is next to the toiolet..... sucks to be you" Or "Mommy, Mommy i made a bone shaker.

by Ross Sukeforth December 11, 2006

shaker

A contrived hand shake between 2 or more people for a photo opportunity.

Photographer: Hey Galway Advertiser social scene here. Would you like to be in the paper?
Ray:Ya Ya hold on and I get the brother as well.
Griff:Shaker Ray shaker.
The two brothers shake hands and smile for the camera in congratulatory style.
Ray: Now one more shaker with the wife.

by Super Fontaner December 20, 2013