Angery Squirrel

The crazy friend that climbs up trees and throws pine cones at you from in the tree

The angery squirrel is angery

by Merissa Lingtoe May 21, 2018

pussy squirrel

A person who chases pussy!

My friend has a chick , but yet will hit on anything with a vagina just to see if he get one chance .. That’s why he’s a pussy squirrel!

by 808OMeOMeOMy April 2, 2019

Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".

I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.

by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019

Dirt Squirrel

A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.

"Did you see that Dirt Squirrel trying to do a burnout in his rusted out f150?"

by Csmax August 13, 2019

grey squirrel

an annoying little american bastard who lives in our trees.(BEN WARD)

grey squirrel

by ,dfhgiopfviourtfghp February 13, 2020

Spider squirrel

A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.

Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.

by Whore Dan December 4, 2020

Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021