spermatophagus

a bird that feeds on seeds.

A finch is a spermatophagus.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012

Spermicelli

Thick stream of jizz that sticks to your cock because you didn't drink enough water.

"I was dehydrated after drinking last night. When I jerked off this morning I had spermicelli."

by mad mac October 14, 2012

Sperm Shuttle

The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.

Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!

by Jerk in the Box May 30, 2013

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.

"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."

by Bananamal September 1, 2013

spermhower

To put sperm over someone's head as if mowing a lawn

That girl just got spermhowered!

by Kitty210 February 6, 2014

Spermasaurus Rex

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.

"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014

Spermbite

Spermbite is the effect of semen being stuck between the leg and the pants, thus pulling on the hairs after drying, causing pain.

"I had spermbite so bad yesterday, it ripped an entire patch of hair off my leg..."

by happypotato69 December 23, 2014