Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.

Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!

by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021

Slow Body Syndrome

When the words in your brain are speaking faster than your hands can type it.

Hey man, I was texting my sister the other day when I suddenly got slow body syndrome.

by Meyrl March 28, 2021

Slow

A politically correct term for the word retard even tho it means the same exact thing

Sarah: omg I’m so slow
Emily: in her mind “she is so politically correct and woke”

by Jared never learned how 2 read April 8, 2021

Slow Lo-mo

Slowly turning into a lonely ‘mo’ (Homo)

“I’m worried I’ll never find love”
“Man our not far from ‘slow lo-mo’”

by SlowLoMo April 30, 2021

Slow as a wet week

What ol mate says when you do something a bit slow for his liking

Dad: "Slow as a wet week aye wee scamp"
While peeking out of flatmates closet.

Flatmate:
I said no commentary or I'll would kick you out.

*Girl runs out scared all concerned and looks at me all concerned

Me: first time?

by Shameful act of teh imerbrated June 1, 2021

Slow

Another way of saying “It’s not happening”

Person 1: There’s a party going on tonight. Are you going?
Person 2: It’s looking pretty slow for that

by Schneidine June 4, 2021

Slow feri

To sexually harass in a way of not being gentlemen, disrespecting manners and showing off you are a member of the elite and abusing that sort of social asymmetry when talking to girls or young women. It could resort to insisting verbally on getting nudes from girls (especially ones from the instagram followers). The idiom is reffering to Diminik Feri's affair, 2021.

Hi bro, what's up? I gave her slow feri and look, nudes delivered. You need to know how to treat them.

by Linguotheobserver June 5, 2021