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Slap Bump

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018
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slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other
Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?
by ling69 November 9, 2013
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Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
by Verostoria January 22, 2022
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Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.
"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"
by memestar36469 June 16, 2018
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Slap Ewe

To hit a female sheep with your hand.
Jane: What are you going to do if that sheep causes you a problem?

Bubba: I will Slap Ewe then!
by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016
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Spunk Slap

To slap someone with a handful of spunk.
You see your honor, I was asleep in my own home when this dude spunk slapped me, that's why I fuckin' shot him.
by el Jaymundo July 14, 2020
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unicorn slap

when you slap your partner with your dick covered in sprinkles and frosting
I just got Unicorn Slapped by Mike Tyson
by MIKEY TYRONE December 17, 2013
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