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Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.
"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"
by memestar36469 June 16, 2018
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slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other
Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?
by ling69 November 9, 2013
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Slap Bump

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018
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Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.
Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.
by Verostoria January 22, 2022
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The Enzo Slap

A slap that gives you a concussion; knocks you the fuck out into next tuesday or refrigerator..
"Did you see that girl who got The Enzo Slap???"
by Crystal yo August 29, 2009
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booty-slap

The mimed, or more often real, slap to the hiney of someone else during some kind of from-behind sex. Also can just be any smack to the hiney.
He mimed booty-slaps like everyone else, but he was like too nice a person to have actually done that.
by Ninja Clan Lord December 30, 2016
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Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014
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