singlelarity

The state of being single, especially on Valentine’s day when all the couples are showing off their love.

“Hey Mark what are you gonna do on Valentine’s day?”
“I don’t know John, maybe reserve a table of two and just bring myself there to show off my singlelarity.”

by NopeLGD February 15, 2018

single child

An only child

Single children need sibilings.

by Catcher Freeman February 15, 2018

Single

Heather

Marc: Hey are you single?

Alex: No my name is Alex
Marc: ooh my bad thought you were someone else

by Duchess91 April 11, 2018

Sinweed

The correct spelling of anyone named Sinaed. People called Sinaed will try to convince you it really is spelt like that, with the a before the e, but dont believe her. Her name is Sinweed.

Sinweed: Hi, my name is Sinaed.
Callum: whit a load ae shite, yer names sinweed, deal wae it.

by DieLowFlyPigeon May 19, 2018

Single Serve Jesus

A product for churches to distribute wafer and communion grape juice in packages similar to single serve crackers and cheese or Lunchables.

Ever since the communion when Mrs Crab downed half the wine in the chalice and back-washed the other half, our church has switched to Single Serve Jesus.

by Flhu May 9, 2018

Single fish eye

As you're doing your female companion from behind and lick your thumb to jam it up her ass and she gives your the single eye look when she turns her head.

"Man jim, I was fucking Becky and she gave me the old single fish eye"

by Big popeye March 6, 2018

Sangeeeee

The state of combined sadness and anger

I threw another gutter ball. I’m so sangeeeee now!

by Ooolpp August 3, 2018