shart booger

worst case scenario, I not only sharted, I also have a shart booger in my pants.
by t41xicq July 22, 2017
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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"
Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!
by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014
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Shart

by Distressing Coleman November 8, 2022
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Kevin Sharts

Kevin Sharts is when Kevin Arts eats a little too much Taco bell, he attempts to go into the bathroom to stop the pain in his stomach, only to go on his phone and find out a booked match is happening, Kevin Sharts and the entre rest room stall turns Brown. Kevin like's children, and would loose in a 1 on 1 fist fight with Minion10121
KEVIN SHARTS SHART IS FLOODING THE ENTIRE CITY
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt September 5, 2021
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Shart

Fart+Shit= when you fart and a little dingleberry falls out of your asshole.
Did you hear that Emily sharted in her towel in the locker room?
by ...leanne July 5, 2021
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Sharts

by Helga42069 December 3, 2019
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shart lizzy

very selfish grandma, self obsessed only talks about her life doesnt ask how others are doing. lies about her life. doesnt help with child or grandkids. cusses other grandmas out in old lady community. has annoying dogs. very small and annoying barking dogs.
“ewww your such a shart lizzy”
“quit acting like a shart lizzy nigga”

“you full of yourself shart lizzy”

“quit acting like a shart lizzy u supposed to be a grandma”

“ted aint fw a shart lizzy”
by jim bithel July 18, 2024
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