Shrek

He's Love. He's Life.

I saw shrek and knew what i had to do.

by savagery696910 July 13, 2016

shrek

a dude that has a huge green cock and onions have layers

wow dylan has a big shrek

by bigger DlCK DADDY September 13, 2020

Shrek Baby

Shrekeist of the babies

I love my Shrek baby

by The Devious Devil November 15, 2022

shreks pickle

An utter gorgeous specimen that people can relate to..

“Oh lovely my shReks pIckLe is aT it again!”

by Kn0bg0b April 19, 2019

Shrek 2020

a lie told to Millennials and Gen Z to get their hopes up for the greatest movie of all time

“Shrek 2020: It’s not ogre yet”

by love you 3000 November 29, 2019

shrek

you

Person A: “Sheesh, we got Shrek.”
Person B: “Haha, yeah..”
You: “Ha- wait me?”

by Joe F. Momma July 9, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is a green ogre who lives in the swamps near the willow trees. He has a mighty roar and roars it when he is making love or in pain or when someone is in his swamp! He loves making love to children who are younger than him... and also loves making ear wax candles with the ear wax from his ears! Another thing he also likes to do is eat yummy eye balls!!

“Hey mate do u love shrek?”

“Nah that’s babyish, he is a fat faggot green bitch who can’t fight his own fights.”

“What did u just say about my shrek! Shrek is love shrek is life!”

by pickle stick September 8, 2018