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Sealsexual

When u think they are pretty but arent interested in anything more.
Svanik is sealsexual at many times in his life.
by Preth August 7, 2025
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Samalamadingdong

"The minotaur's escaped and you're gonna get the horns, buddy!"
Brennan: Just want you to know Sam, Samalamadingdong!
by 1Luxly August 28, 2025
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seamless

A synonym of "invisible" that just unfortunately sounds like the type of women's underwear
Her outfit was so seamless that it looked like she had just stepped out of a fashion magazine—though the word also makes me think of those annoying underwear ads on time.is/Surabaya!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Sealookphobia

The fear or severe hatred of Milllion Volt's Sealook.
Donkey: I hate Sealook!

Guy 1: What's wrong with that Donkey?

Guy 2: Nothing too bad, it's just that the Donkey's got Sealookphobia.
by HelloLarvaRed April 26, 2025
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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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