Self Foruming

A slang phrase describing boredom. An individual getting so bored or sidetracked so much that he/she begins to converse with him/herself by using nonsense on Forum threads; usually by means of the Forum's Edit option.

(Verb) "I feel like Self Foruming"
(Noun) "I bet he's a Self Forumer, he said he was French."
(Adjective) "That cleverly placed banana peel I just slipped on makes me feel so Self Forumish"

by Matt "FoolyCooly" Miller October 3, 2007

self trouting

Self-Trouting. To trout yourself. See Trouting.

To sel trout (or self trouting) is the act of sticking one's thumb up one's bum while wiggling the ball sacks.

by trout-fisher2 March 4, 2009

neck no self

The act of slapping ones neck after an act of stupidity.

Person 1: "Africa is a country, right?"
Person 2: "That is a neck no self."

by momophen May 30, 2014

liquid self

a person without a permanent identity.

Today it is impossible to be not only a liberal or communist, but also black lesbian middle class living in Ohio - each of us has to deal with liquid self. For such a person, any repression of the language - no matter how well-intentioned it was not dictated by - it's just an obstacle in the way of rebuilding itself daily. Anyone who wants to build a unique, albeit liberal world, pose a threat to me as an unsteady being, which today can be boorish dork, tomorrow - a humanist, and after tomorrow - an ashtray with elements of BDSM. (с) Anatoli Ulyanov

by Vacuole_Jo April 5, 2015

Self-Fucked

If you search for this then are basically self-fucked

She told me to go to her house to play with her pussy. But instead she plays with her pussycat. Self-Fucked myself didn't I?
(Based on a true story, Seriously.)

by Dr. Syrus June 16, 2019

Self control

Self control isnt the same as self preservation,though some confuse the two. Self control is what keeps you from endangering yourself and the people around you. People who lack self control like to think of themselves as living dangerously or on the edge, which is not entirely off, but there's a difference between doing something risky on purpose and knowing what the risks beforehand, and wandering/stumbling your way into it and not knowing why. The same people who brag about living dangerously are the first to want credit for being cautious, they call themselves cautious every time they gain control of themselves, which is something other people are doing all the time, using self-control. It's like being honest, nobody should get credit for being honest, responsible, or using self-control and good judgment. Self preservation is doing anything it takes to survive, like a snake or a reptile, without any thought about anything else.

The girl didn't have any self control, but had plenty of self preservation.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2020

Self-considerate

When you're a self-centred asshole all the time.

"Celebrities are very self-considerate."

by please kill my soul September 29, 2020