salty sausage

When your fucking a girl and she pisses on your dick then you put it in her mouth or when a girl is giving you a blowjob and you piss in her mouth.

Imma about to give you a salty sausage

by Salty sausage man December 7, 2017

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Sausage Dildo

When one defecates into a condom, then tying it off and using it as a dildo.

Omg, I tried using a Sausage Dildo last night, it felt fantastic!

by Vadlos August 21, 2016

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Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.

"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."

by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009

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Slinging the sausage

To apply penile organs to a willing recipient.

"Dude! He was totally slinging the sausage with that girl from the bar last night!"

by runner0128 March 3, 2015

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serious hot sausage export from latvia.

alternatively used as Yoda's LIghtsaber. a definite favourite with all the ladiEs.

sweat your yummy latvian sausage in an airtight lunch-box for 2 weeks. allowing for optimum hot sticky texture and aroma to develop.

now sit back, squeeze and enjoy!

B Rob: hey! that Latvian sausage isn't for you! isn't that a beotch!

heartbroken girl: why lead ME on then?

by naali'srare November 8, 2012

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