Noodle salad

When a bunch of guys put their flaccid dicks in your mouth

I had three guys over last night and they fed me a noodle salad. Now my jaw is sore.

by Dtowndawg May 5, 2016

fuck salad

(1) Pertaining to a combination of particularly unlucky circumstances which cause an individual to feel that they are destined for failure, or "fucked."

(2) A phrase used by people who do not enjoy or appreciate salad as a part of their regular diets, unless it is covered in ranch dressing, fried onion crisps, or so on.

(1) After getting a ride to class from a friend because he had woken up to three flat tires, Jack learned that he failed his psychology final. To make matters worse, when Jack's friend dropped him off at home, they discovered that the curb they'd hopped on the way to school was actually Jack's pet cat. Jack's friend looked at him apologetically and said "Sorry man, that's a real fuck salad you've got there."

(2) "Fuck salad," said Sheri, "I hate leafy vegetables."

by lcnasty April 13, 2010

Salad fingers

A man with incredibly long, skinny, disgusting fingers.

"Dang, Glenn is really such a salad fingers."
"Dude, you let him touch you? Gross!"

by picklegorl September 8, 2018

Trout salad

The act of diarrhea in a toilet bowl that when viewed is scattered like fish food when first dropped into the fish tank.

Mike had a hot dog with kraut and dropped a trout salad.

by The Sex Panther May 20, 2008

Flapjack Salad

The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)

I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.

Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?

by w_t_p1101 December 11, 2010

double salad

similar to bumping clams, when two ani are touching and smashing...

Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong

by Willis January 29, 2004

Seizure Salad

When someone has a stroke and a seizure at the same time.

I saw a guy have a seizure salad the other day. It was pretty disturbing.

by JustThat_1 May 24, 2018