Custard slap

applying a hand covered in semen to someones face via slap

i pulled out, came on her chest then wiped it up with my hand and gave her a custard slap.

by the giant robot March 14, 2010

Gizzard Slaps

The repeated action of slapping your ball sack against the throat/neck of the person slobbing on your knob. Requires a loose, dangly scrotum and rapid, back and forth, throat fucking.

Rachel’s a little banged up today after that round of gizzard slaps.

I could hear nothing but moaning and gizzard slaps comkng from my roommates bedroom.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Mayonnaise Slapping

When you cum along a girls butt crack and she twerks and her ass slaps together.

"My girl is the best at Mayonnaise Slapping" "Damn"

by memestar36469 June 16, 2018

Slap Bump

A horizontal highfive and than a fist bump

Gimme some slap bump baby

by Jpizzthenizz June 16, 2018

slap sacks

Two guys penetrating one girls vagina and ass at the same time and their balls slap against each other

Hey Ernie..want to slap sacks with dorthory?

by ling69 November 9, 2013

Laporta Slap

A slap so humiliating that the recipient is left red-faced and speechless. When the shock wears off, the recipient, feeling the utmost shame, usually claims that it didn’t even hurt.

Did you see Laporta slap John Cala right in the face after he pulled the fire alarm? That Laporta Slap was epic. It totally left John Cala red-faced and speechless.

That Laporta Slap was the slap heard round the world. The squirt John Cala will never recover from that Laporta Slap. He’ll probably still be in denial, talking about how it didn’t even hurt 15 years later.

by Verostoria January 22, 2022

Slap Ewe

To hit a female sheep with your hand.

Jane: What are you going to do if that sheep causes you a problem?

Bubba: I will Slap Ewe then!

by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016