Horny Rose

The act of ejaculating on the stem of an uncut rose, than impregnating an unsuspecting teen by forcibly sticking the rose in their genitals, swabbing it around so to rub the semen off in her ovaduct, and pulling it out.

Mickey Rourke: Danny! You bought me a rose! How sweet!

Danny Trejo: Don't touch! It's covered in... me...

Mickey Rourke" What the hell?! What's your problem?!

Danny Trejo: I'm going to give Miley Cyrus the good old horny rose (wink wink)!

Mickey Rourke: Why the hell would you do that?!

Danny Trejo: Someone's gotta pass on the Trejo legacy!

Mickey Rourke: Is she old enough to take care of a kid?

Danny Trejo: If she were, would it technically be the horny rose?

Mickey Rourke: I guess not. Hey, man, I gotta go!

Danny Trejo: Why?

Mickey Rourke: Because this Urban Dictionary example is getting far too long.

by Raythejizzmopper October 29, 2010

Emily-Rose

Let's just say she is a bit of a nut job.

"Emily-Rose is a real nut job fam"
"Allie man"

by HentaiMasterJkImAWeeb March 12, 2019

james roses

A James roses is person you would want to meet,hangout with,tip a couple ice cold blplatnums , have a bbq or just sit back and watch him create something out of nothing and make a couple Bennie the same day , a James roses is a poster child for commensence and would give the shirt off his back and iron it before he handed it to you ,you can't exaggerate when you talk about him cuz it's all true ,he will make you laugh and make you cry from laughing so hard James roses is another word for sarcasm, a James roses will leave a long and unforgettable impression for all ages

"Don't make me go James roses on you now "

by backroads January 7, 2017

gay rose

gay rose is what the homosexual community calls a prolapse. Picture the intestine hanging outside the body turned inside out after the man extracts himself from his fuck buddy. Given its bright pink color / red color and shape, it resembles a rose. While it is absolutely possible to create this with a female partner as well, the slang name is used much more prevalently in the gay community.

Teddy gave me a gay rose after I pulled my meat out of his ass.

by JaxFish February 23, 2021

shitting on the rose

When you take a good person and treat them like crap. You have come along, seen something nice and thought, ‘how can I make this situation shitty? Oh, I know, I’ll squat down and actually sh*t on it.

Hey? Is that even necessary? Why are you shitting on the rose?

by TheChanniestStarInTheSky June 20, 2018

Emly-Rose

The most beautiful, stunning, extraordinary girl you will ever meet. It’s impossible not to fall in love with her the second you lay your eyes on her. She can brighten the darkest of days with her smile, and can snatch your soul with her breathtaking eyes. Not only is she beautiful in the outside, but also beautiful on the inside. She has the warmest heart, and cares for everyone. If you ever have a problem emly-rose is the best person to talk to. She is able to make you feel great instantaneously with the way she talks to you. She is intelligent and ambitious. She will be extremely successful in her future, in her career and her family life. She is sociable and quick on her feet, making her the best friend to have. But sometimes she also needs someone to take care of her, because she likes to be treated like the princess she is. If you give her love she is guaranteed to return it 10 fold. Everyone loves her, because you can’t seem too hate her, and if you do, chances are you’re a girl, and you’re jealous of her. She gives the best cuddles. She’s not always funny, but when she is, she is hilarious. No matter how cute she can be, she loves dirty jokes. She is amazing and perfect in every single way possible. She will make you want to be a better person.

“Bro I think I’m in love with emly-rose”

by EverySinglePersonEver May 2, 2018

patty rose

A sexy woman with a great sense of humor that usually spends her time farting.

"Oh my God, you're a real Patty Rose - You is sexy but you smell"

by Real _Patty_Rose December 17, 2013