Queef and relief

The sweet relief of releasing feacal matter while sitting on the toilet while also engaging in the act of the sex with a person who is also releasing feacal matter into the same bowl.

Yo I did a little queef and relief with Athena last night, that was some real multitasking, but my bathroom kind of a mess.

by q&r June 5, 2021

Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.

Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.

by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021

Queef Pizza

When she’s on her period and a guy cums inside of her, crust = vagina, period = tomato sauce, cum = cheese, and dick = pepperoni

“Dude I totally gave her a queef pizza last night

by UwUferby June 22, 2021

anal queef

air excaping your ass like a vaginal fart

"i just laid an anal queef", "thats called a fart dumbass!?!?!"

by yourabuelita69 November 4, 2007

Queef Baby

The result of excessive queefing.

That child is so ugly, it must definitely be a queef baby. You my good sir are a queef baby.

by THEYFINGKILLEDKENNY November 9, 2009

Cheezy Queef

An Extreme Blast Out Of The Vaginal Hole Dat Smells Like An Ass Dat Has Been Forgotten 2 Be Wiped After Dropping The Cosby Off At The Pools

My G/F Made A Cheezy Queef Notice We R Not Goin Out Ne More

by Long John Silver October 26, 2003

cum queef

When a girl squirts cum out of her vagina while making the queef noise, on demand,

Sarah cum queefed on my face after I blew my load in her pussy, and it sounded like a fart.

by STUBBBBBBBBS March 2, 2011