Hummingbird Queef

A mythical stroke of luck. It is small and unlikely but something that you know happens, you just aren’t very likely to see it.

Synonyms are “unicorn shit”; “fairy farts”

Geoff’s was going through a hard a time, but as all his friend know, he always walks through hummingbird queef.

by Dirk217 October 23, 2018

Mouth Queef

A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.

Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.

by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 26, 2018

mouth queef

Mouth queef.
The sound someone makes when they are looking at an items price tag and realize they can't afford it.

Mouth queef
Go'quesha. "How mush dos is"
Bill. "Thirty dollars"
Go'quesha. "Pfffffff. Dat tew much". (Pats weave)
mouth queef mouf

by Wdh29577 September 7, 2016

Sonic Queef

A extremely wet queef which breaks the sound barrier

Example: Man 1: Yo what was the sound last night?
Man 2: My girlfriend sonic queefed while we were fucking, sorry bro.

by John Willcox December 15, 2016

Cranial Queefing

Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.

See Also: Brain Fart.

You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...

by Tore Up November 30, 2011

Queef filter

Tampon

She need more queef filters from the store.

by Jamesanderson1987 May 17, 2016

anal queef

air excaping your ass like a vaginal fart

"i just laid an anal queef", "thats called a fart dumbass!?!?!"

by yourabuelita69 November 4, 2007